Well, loyal blog readers, I’ve fallen partially off the wagon but here’s an awesome digest of the major developments in the past few weeks!
#1 – The Skeleton Key (MAJOR SPOILERS!)
KATE HUDSON
I have hella guilt and anxiety about such as my father dying of an unspecified, dramatically appropriate illness. OK word I am now a visiting nurse! All my clothing came from American Apparel and I am winsome!
OLD LADY
My husband has such as the vapors and a strizoke in his brizain PS I am not the skeleton ghost of any old black voodoo ladies in case you were wondering!
LAWYER
I am also not any type of skeleton.
KATE HUDSON
Guys I hope U are not mad but I just can’t get enough of the forbidden voodoo mystery room!
[The old lady uses voodoos to take over Kate Hudson’s body]
KATE HUDSON
OH NOES!
#2 – Housewarming Party
Basically the best part was when I had like nine different conversations about Soul Calibur and then passed out during a conversation about discrimination in the primary public school system in the US.
#3 – Lawnparties Aftermath
If you ever wondered what a “cheeser” is, you can relax because it is only an innocuous ol’ cheeseburger.
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