OH MY GOD, JERI RYAN IS NOW ON THE OC!
And now,
MY IDEAL JAPANESE ROLE PLAYING GAME LOOSELY BASED ON THE FRITZ LANG SILENT FILM, THE SPIDERS
Act One: The Hero, Kay Hoog, aboard his yacht, receives an interactive tutorial on the battle system by sparring with his beturbaned manservant (his signature weapon: an enchanted fountain pen named after something from Wagner). Suddenly, he and Beturbaned spot a floating message in a bottle – time for GIANT OCTOPUS BOSS! After beating the octopus and retrieving the bottle, Hoog becomes distracted by the OC and stops writing this stupid blog entry (or, as one might more tartly say, “blog entry”).
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